This is to help Sgt Grumpy and his friends in Iraq...
Ten signs of a Taliban:
10. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection tobeer.
9. You own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but youcan't afford shoes.
8. You have more wives than teeth.
7. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.
5. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry IEDs in your robe.
4. You've never been asked, "Does this burka make my ass look fat?"
3. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other thansetting off roadside bombs.
2. You've uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."
1. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon unclean.