Does this make my ....look fat?

From the Soldier side: While in Fallujah, Iraq in Dec 2004.  I was carring an M16 A2 with 9 30 round magazines, a M9 9mm pistol with 7 15 round magazines, 35 pounds of the new IBA body armor shit, the new helmet with ballistic goggles,  first aid kit, a Gerber multi tool, standing next to a USMC Amtrak vehicle, looking for snipers... and I was wondering:
"Does this make my ass look fat?"