14 Things Private Snuffy Taught Me in Iraq!
2. In the PX, Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
3. Every Time your boss ask You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that?"
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker in the TOC For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the PX, In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go to eat in the Mess Hall, with a serious face.
8. While walking around Sergeant Majors, whistel tunes from Disney movies.
9. While watching AFN TV, Sing Along At The Opera
10. Five Days before it’s time to rotate home, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend The Party Because You have a headache.
11. In the PX , When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
12. When Leaving the Mess Hall, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13. Tell Your fellow soldiers, Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS In the PX, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.
8 comments:
I try to observe most of them, but i think I am too far gone for any help.
I'm ordering PFC to bookmark you!
1. Sounds like Skippy's stuff.
2. Skippy is a seriously deranged individual.
3. Never served with anyone that clever.
V/R Jwest
Oh.. my... GAWD!
Being a completely serious officer that I am, I would never encourage and/or participate in anything like that... but...
I've seen it done and it's hilarious.
I especially enjoyed the Private Snuffy's that talked to their weapon and pet it.
CP,
You'd been the guy in the Navy doing shit like this in your day.
Suz, I should have a disclaimer..."only E-4's and above should read my blog."
Mr West, I had an ongoing story I started in Bosnia on Private Snuffy...
RC, You need humor to survive in war. Like when the mortar rounds miss you and you laugh at the insurgents....
Excellent. Loved the Disney tunes. Whenever i was called in, from off duty, to an urgent spontaneous firearms incident I'd tend to have Disney tunes playing in my car. I found I arrived in a better frame of mind than with Metallica. Although once, one senior dude did raise his eyebrows a touch when I breezed up to the RVP, blue strobes blinking and with "Zippety Doo Dah" emanating from my vehicle. Some people just don't get it :)
Hehee. Combat comics are the bestest...
Now that's some funny shit! Loved it! Between you and Coffey...I have peed my pants with laughter.
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