27 June 2012
From the Cop side: (but this could apply to most people who have worked at a job for 20 or more years).
I just got word that one of the captains I used to work for at a police department is sort of retiring. How can you “sort of retire”? Well, when different agencies have found that it’s cheaper to combine one or more departments into one bigger police department, sometimes folks get sort of “retired.”
Now, this guy has been in law enforcement for over 35 years. Notice I didn’t say he was a cop for over 35 years. He was a paperpushingpieceof----. He loved to start “I.A.’s” (Internal Affairs Investigations) on officers for little or no reason. He went out of his way to insist that whenever he was there and a citizen came into complain about something, he would always ask: “would you like to make a formal complaint against the officer?”
Now, this is the funny thing. I have worked with some cops in the last 33 years who should have been fired. But, this jerk would start complaints against some of the best cops in the world for no reason. I’m talking about cops who’d risk their lives for citizens and other cops and had total respect from everybody they ever had contact with.
So, when a cop retires, there are a few types of retirement parties.
Type 1: Class A Cop. Everybody loves him or her and shows up at the retirement party and has a good time. When they congratulate the retiring cop, they shake his or her hand and ask for any words of wisdom they can get- especially the semi seasoned cops who are smart. The rookies still don’t understand and think they know everything, so all they’re thinking of is: “now I have a little seniority in the department.”
Type 2: Class F Cop. Everybody hates with a passion. For many, if they saw this knucklehead lying on the ground, they’d walk around him and just say they forgot the number for nine one one. For this person, there will be a very big retirement party, however the retiree is not invited and has no knowledge of it. There will be lots of happy cops, former cops, retired cops and even some good citizens who will be there. At this type of party, there will be so many intoxicated cops, that the Irishmen will even be sayin’: “you’ve had too much to drink.” The rookies still don't have a clue.
Of course, being they they’re all DUI experts, there will be designated drivers and a fleet of taxi cabs standing by….because there will always be another paperpushingsonofabitch who loves to burn and fire cops to try and make themselves look better.
We have a Type 2: Class F party coming up soon. But don’t tell the asshole captain about it.
08 June 2012
Pile of Army M-9's and M-11's
From the Soldier side: I just picked up a new old friend the other day. This will be the third M9 I’ve owned…for some reason I parted with the other two over the years... thinking: “I’ll get another one”. Then there was the one I was issued in 2003 for Bosnia, then re-issued the same weapon in 2004 for Iraq.
My work clothes for Bosnia - SFOR 14
In Fallujah, Iraq Dec 04
For you gun folks, I don’t want to hear: “a 9mm is crap” because there are several reasons it is not crap. #1 reason- it works every time I press the go button. #2 in the civilian world, I’m not limited to the Full Metal Jacket NATO ammo- in my case, I have 19 147grain Winchester SXTs round in the first magazine and 15 round spares. Find me a .40 or .45 that can easily carry that many rounds from the start. #3, the M9 empty makes a hell of an impact weapon.
In Bosnia I carried my M9 every day of the week- all day long whenever we left our hootch. In Iraq, it was my back up weapon, but when I was on a camp or FOB, I’d stick my M4 in my locker and walk about with my M9- it was less cumbersome and easier to eat and stuff like that.
Since I've retired, one of my part time jobs has me training citizens and others how to shoot. I usually go to work about an hour early and practice shooting. You can’t practice too much.
Yesterday’s drill was the “failure drill” or what we used to call the Mozambique drill. For this drill you assume your target has body armor or is just a tough bastard. So you fire 2 rounds center mass, then one to the brain housing group. This will stop anybody. I do this starting at 5 yards, then send the target out to 15 yards. I do this until a box of ammo is gone.
When I started in police work, we were forced to carry 6 shot revolvers. We usually carried an extra 12 rounds- for a total of 18 rounds. Now I can carry more than that in my first magazine…and put the all the rounds where they need to go.
When the zombies come, 6 shots may not be enough!
Yes, I still have my .45’s, and with the same amount of rounds, the .45 is better…but if you miss with a .45 it’s not as effective as hits with a 9mm.
And here's a good manual on the M9 Beretta: M-9 manual on Kindle